The Magic 8 Ball

I've been located in London for several weeks now for remedial classes as the flawed exam system doesn't accounting for the amount of time required for the perfect inscription of one's name.

However! The negative aspects of me being situated on the outskirts of Diagon Alley are equally balanced with the good. A large number of my peers are in London, making it far more convenient for visiting others than Death City, particularly with remedial classes coming to a close.

...I feel disgustingly off for whatever reason. How unsettling.

I wonder if father will attend this party as well.

[ooc: AHAHAHA LATE. But yes. o,o Pretend he has stripes, I'm a lazy skank. And 5 trillion symmetrical cookies to anyone who gets the in-joke in that tag.]

[ Voice post ]

--ammit...die...

...H-how could I allow such a thing to come to pass?!

I...think I forgot to fold down the corners of my sheets 5 ¾ inches on each side...One corner could be slightly more folded than the other...

How could a idiotic wizard like me take exams if I can't even fold my bedsheets in a perfectly symmetrical fashion?!

I deserve to diiiiiiiie.....

[ooc: Kid is currently sprawled in some hallway, depressed, annnd whatever test he had today, he failed, since he's been there all morning. =D Feel free to poke him for fun and profit!]

SUCH AN UNPLEASANT AND LICENTIOUS DISPLAY IN MY PRESENCE!!!!

I had believed Yoite and Minato to be quieter than some of the more noisome AND MESSY. members of the student body...

But--!! Just the next sleeping bag over... In an ENTIRELY inappropriate fashion...They were....And it wasn't--IT WASN'T--!

IT WASN'T EVEN VAGUELY SYMMETRICAAAAAAL!!!

...How aesthetically filthy.

[ooc: Referring to several days ago to when Yoite and Minato went BUMP in the night in a sleeping bag next to Kid. 8| And holy shit, it's been a month and a half since I posted on this. Sorry for the lateness Minato and Yoite-muns!]

M-My stripes are not cute!! They're disgusting! Trash! The same rubbish that I ammmmm...

Why are people pulling at my hair?! They're messing it up and making it even MORE asymmetrical!! I insist you refrain from calling me Zebra-kun!

I CANNOT TOLERATE THE DISORDER CAUSED BY THIS EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF VISITORS!

[ooc: O-oh god, Kid. I had to. HAD TO. I have homework, but I'll try to balance both. Tags may be slow~]

This grim atmosphere is heavy. With any luck, the spirits of the student body will be lifted soon.

[Private // Semi-hackable to friends and associates]

If the rumors and posts are to be believed, Belphegor was the one responsible for this act of violence. I feel as if I was remiss in my attentions...I considered Belphegor a friend, and yet I never contemplated such a thing from him. And it seems that I'm one of the very few surprised that he was capable of these actions.

I wish to root out the repugnant evil that plagues this world and endangers human life...but I was unable to notice darkness right in front of me. I certainly thought he was unusual in his mannerisms, but nothing more. Nothing that would indicate such an act of cruelty.

Despite my original reasons for coming to Hogwarts, with this and the Death Eater attack, I haven't been able to assist in the least.

I must be more vigilant in my efforts to eradicate this imbalance. But...if everyone possesses both good and evil, wouldn't that suggest that there's more than just darkness in his heart?

Somehow...I'm unsure.

[ooc: Wooooow, a serious Kid entry where he's not bleeding everywhere. But yeah. I'm pretty sure anyone with sense could smell the douche on Bel, but for whatever reason Kid never noticed. So he's more startled than most who know of Bel. If you have to ask if you can hack that, you probably can. Heck, anyone can hack if they try hard enough. :o]

They're marvelous~

Despite being separate entities they seem to move in perfect unison! And they're completely identical! Even their excrement occurs at the same time! How glorious~!

Patty Junior and Liz Junior are simply more proof that the world is becoming symmetrical!!


[ooc: So in order to keep him from killing an asymmetrical baby Kid and Utau have twins. And he hates to have them out of his sight for even a second because he WUVES how symmetrical they are. X3 Of course, this is a problem because he'd rather marvel at them than actually change them having OCD and not wanting to foul up his hands and all. He has named them Patty and Liz in honor of Patty and Liz...but they're boys. :| Enjoy!]

...These ears...they aren't balanced at all! My left ear is 3.52 inches lower than the right one!!

This tail...has those same accursed stripes...



[ooc: Kid is obviously affected (and clearly a virgin and will be forever ahahahahaha) and he's depressed over his asymmetry. Bawww. :<]

A perfect victory for Ravenclaw~

I would have preferred the score being symmetrical, however. A more perfect numbering system would be better. Perhaps one which allowed 8 points to be allotted each time a goal was scored? Of course that would quickly equate to 16, 32, 40, and so on...Maybe if 88 points were added in case of the snitch being caught...? Then chasers who managed NOT to score were awarded victory for being most symmetrical! Ahh, that would be wonderful~!

...And it seems the bras in my possession are no longer required as the genderswitch has worn off! No matter! It is certainly worth taking a census of regardless!